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Tuesday August 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.” “Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.” “No, it’s really high time, now get up.” “But I don’t want to. The children annoy

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Monday August 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Friday August 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Three elderly sisters, ages, live in a house together, One night the first draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The

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Thursday August 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Grandpa Jones was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after

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Wednesday August 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. “Saul, I have some good news, and some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day. Give me the good news first.” The lawyer

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Tuesday August 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

Someone asked an elderly man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife  – darling, honey, luv.  What’s the secret?”  Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”

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Monday August 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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Friday August 9th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, “Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?”   “That’s your father.”   “Then who’s that man

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Thursday August 8th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?  Because they kept dropping their trunks.

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Wednesday August 7th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The teacher says to little Johnny, “When your father sees this report, his hair will go all grey!” Johnny shrugs, “Nice!  That will make him very happy!  He’s been bald for years!”

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Tuesday August 6th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A couple were lying in bed. The wife leans over to her husband and says.”If I were to die, “would you remarry?” He said,” Oh No Dear,” She said “You mean to tell me that you don’t believe in

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Monday August 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What ever happened to the Hamburgler?   He got hit by a Big Mac(k) truck!

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Monday July 29th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Her husband asks,

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Friday July 26th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly man in Kentucky had owned a large farm for several Years.  He had a large pond in the back.  It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and

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Thursday July 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

    A guy tells his friend, “Ever since I got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to

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