Wednesday October 3rd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind dates door. She opened it and was beautiful and charming as everyone had said, I’ll be ready in a few minutes she said why don’t you play with Spot my dog while you’re waiting”.

 

“He does wonderful tricks he rolls over, shakes hands, sits up, and if you make a hoop with your arms he’ll jump through”. The dog followed John to the balcony and started rolling over. John made a hoop with his arms and Spot jumped through over the balcony really, just when John’s date walked out. Isn’t spot the cutest and happiest dog you’ve ever seen?

 

To tell you the truth, he replied “Spot seemed a little depressed to me.

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