Wednesday July 25, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

You’re in incredible shape,” the doctor said. “How old are you again”?

“I am 78,” the man said.

“78!” remarked the doctor. “How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60-year-old.”

“Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married that whenever she got mad, she would go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go outside for a walk to settle down,” the man explained.

“What does that have to do with it?” asked the doctor.

“I’ve pretty much lived an outdoor life.”

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