Thursday January 10th 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

 

Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

 

On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and

Waterford crystal glasses.

 

On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

 

Then the priest comes in. I say to him, “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”

 

He replies: Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side.”

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