October 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals.  The first one said, “I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.” 

The second man said, “I want someone to say I was the greatest baseball player ever.” 

The last man said, “I want someone to say, ‘He’s moving, he’s moving!’”

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