Tuesday February 20, 2018: Joke Of The Day

 

 

An old golfer paced anxiously up and down outside the emergency room of the East Lothian Hospital near Muirfield Golf Course. Inside, the doctors were operating to remove a golf ball accidentally driven down a player’s throat.

The chief of surgery noticed the old golfer and went to reassure him.

“It won’t be long now,” she said. “Are you a relative?”

“No, no,” he said. “It’s MY ball!”

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