July 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

3 guys were walking along a beach and came across an old lamp. One of them rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out. He said they could each have a wish. The first guy said he wanted to be 10 times smarter. Your wish is granted, said the genie. The second, said I want to be 100 times smarter. Your wish is granted! The third guy wished to be 1000 times smarter. The genie asked if he was certain that was his wish. The guy said yes and bam, he was a woman!

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