Friday April 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day


Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Leo loses $1,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.


Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up.


At the end of the game, Johnny looks around and asks, “So, who’s gonna’ tell his wife?”


They cut the cards. Peter picks the low card and has to carry the news.


They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don’t make a bad situation any worse.


“Discreet? I’m the most discreet person you’ll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me!”


So, Peter goes over to the Leo’s condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?


Peter declares: “Your husband just lost $1,000 in a poker game and is afraid to come home.”


“Tell him to drop dead!” yells the wife.


“I’ll go tell him.” Says Peter.

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