A man answered his phone and the lady on the phone said: “Hello Sir, I want to meet and talk to you. You are the father of one of my kids” Man is upset and says: “Oh my God…are you…

A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested the women?” “Not yet. The floor’s still wet”…

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had…

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says “Mummy, why is the girl dressed in all white?” His mum answers, The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and…

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men: Buy your ticket, get your wife’s ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip. All of them gave the same reply…”What…

What do you call a pony’s cough? A LITTLE HOARSE! Photo courtesy of clipartall.com

Mexicans were asked what they thought of Trump’s proposed wall. They replied, “We are very upset ….. ”but we’ll get over it.” Photo courtesy of clipartkid.com

Ryan walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes…

Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I’m your father. Son: Ok, dad. Next day Father: How was your exam? Son: Who are you? Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said: “IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT.” Photo courtesy of clipartkid.com

Today had to be one of the most humiliating and worst days of my life! I just finished explaining to both my wife and boss why I’m in the hospital ER. You see, it had been over 40 years since…

A genie came to me and asked, “What’s your first wish?” I answered, “I wish I was rich!” Then the genie said, “What’s your second wish, Rich?” Photo courtesy of clipartlibrary.com

Lady (to her doctor): “What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.” Doctor: “How come?” Lady: “According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches.” Photo courtesy of clipartreview.com.

Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from…

Two campers are hiking in the backwoods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only…