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Friday September 28th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A customer walks into the butcher’s shop and says to the butcher, “Hey, I bet you 50 bucks you can’t reach the meat on the top shelf!” The butcher looks at him and replies, “Yeh, guess you’re right.  The

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Thursday September 27th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I got robbed at the gas station today. I called the Police and they asked if I knew who did it.   I said Yes .. Pump number six

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Wednesday September 26th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Dan:  How did you like the ballet? Frank:  I don’t understand all that toe dancing.  Why don’t they just get taller girls?

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Tuesday September 25th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Husband say’s: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they will have to amputate my

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Monday September 24th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made the photo into a print. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many

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Friday September 21st, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

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Thursday September 20th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach… His condition is now stable.

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Wednesday September 19th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino’s holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.   “I haven’t ordered any pizza,” I said. “This must be

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Tuesday September 18th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  An older man was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked him up and down

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Monday September 17th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why did the dinosaur cross the road? He didn’t, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.

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Friday September 14th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Tony A gentlemen is just finished his first hole of golf at a super swanky golf  resort.  He says boastfully to his caddy that his doctor says he can’t play golf. The caddy sarcastically replied: “ Oh.. he has

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Thursday September 13th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact: “Mary..Mary…..”

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Wednesday September 12th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why are most people eating Snails these days?   Because they don’t like fast food.

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Tuesday September 11th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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Monday September 10th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday, a friend of his said “I thought she wanted one of those sporty SUV’S.” She did he replied “where the heck are you going to find a

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