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Tuesday July 24, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A Wife goes to an astrologer to learn more about her husband. The astrologer asks her, “Do you want to know about your husband’s future?” Without hesitation, the wife responds. “I will decide his future, you just tell me

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Monday July 23, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  An man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see

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Friday July 20, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Bob went to see his doctor and said, “Doc, I must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant.” “What?” said the doctor. “Tell me exactly why you think you

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Thursday July 19, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A police officer came to my house.  He asked me where I was between 5 & 6.  He seemed rather irritated when I answered “kindergarten”.

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Wednesday July 18, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A sign posted on the door of a local dental office read:   “We do Fillings, Cleanings and Extractions ONLY! That’s the TOOTH, the whole TOOTH, and nothing but the TOOTH… so help me God.”

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Tuesday July 17, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. “Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?” “Wrong number,” replied the girl.

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Monday July 16, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man and his wife were walking by a lovely looking restaurant and his wife excitingly said “What a gorgeous smell coming from this restaurant!” Being kind hearted he agreed with her and he thought!  “What the heck, I’ll 

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Friday July 13, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  There’s a man trying to cross the street.  As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him.  The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car

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Thursday July 12, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  An avid fisherman was fishing from the shore of a tranquil lake when a game warden approached him and asked, “ Hey there, have you not read the sign? It clearly says NO FISHING “ The warden then approached

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Wednesday July 11, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?” “Cool music!”

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Tuesday July 10, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked, “Is that in the key of L?” Puzzled, the employee says, “Key of L? I’m not really sure?” The boss replies, “Well it sure

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Friday July 6, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Great news, Mr. Bradley,” the psychiatrist reported. “After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You’ll never be trapped by the desire to steal again.” “Gee, that’s great, Doc,” the patient

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Thursday July 5, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?” The second one sighed and shook his head, “Not good, I can’t pay my bills, my

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Wednesday July 4, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don’t know how to swipe their card through the ATM card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I often find ourselves having to explain how

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Tuesday July 3, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What did one hat say to the other hat?   “you stay here, I’ll go on Ahead”.

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