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September 26, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An artist goes to the art gallery where his paintings are sold. The manager told him: I have a good news and a bad news.  An investor dropped by last week for a global evaluation of your paintings.  He asked

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September 25, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Wife says: “What are you doing?” Husband: Nothing. Wife: “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Husband: “I was looking for the expiration date.” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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September 14, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

An elementary teacher was illustrating the circulatory system and asked her class “Why is it that when I stand on my head my face turns red from the blood rushing to my head, yet when I stand up that doesn’t

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September 7, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Sweet heart … I have a great wonderful news for you…. Very soon, we will be three… The husband replied: Oh thank you. I am so happy…. The wife replied: Sweet heart… I am so glad you take it so

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September 6, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

I’ve always been confused between the definition of right and wrong. When I was a kid my parents would say, “Boy, you have done wrong.” I’d say, “Is that right?” They would say, “Yes.” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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September 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?” “Bi Son” Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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August 31, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Police Warning, There is a wig blowing about at the corner of Yonge and Bloor, Police warn ,do not approach it, as it’s off it’s head. Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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August 30, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Black Hills in

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August 29, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is  especially beneficial – strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.  Just pace yourself,

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August 28, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of 

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August 25, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her. “Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million.” “Don’t be ridiculous,” she replied. “I don’t

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August 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, “why the long face”?!  Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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August 23, 2017 -Jewel Joke Of The Day

A policeman in a patrol car noticed a woman driving her car while knitting . he chased her drew alongside and said ” pull over ”  without stopping and smiling at the cop she said , ” no , socks

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August 18, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A father texts his son: “My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father. His son texts back: “Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn’t

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August 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce Court Judge said,”and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”  ”That’s very fair, your honor,” the husband said.  “And every now and then I’ll try to send

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