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Thursday July 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man left for work one Friday afternoon.  Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very

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Wednesday July 17th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An armadillo and a leopard go to the gym.  The armadillo asks the leopard, “Will you spot me while I do my curls?”  The leopard replies, “Why don’t you ask that sloth over there.  He’s not doing anything!”

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Tuesday July 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The teacher says to Patrick “the essay you wrote about your dog is word for word the same as your brothers.”   “Of course it is” says Patrick “it’s the same dog”

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Monday July 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Can a woman make her husband a millionaire? Yes, if he was a billionaire

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Friday July 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking. As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes out. The man decides to go home. As he’s leaving, the man is

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Thursday July 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  When my wife and I arrived at the car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working

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Wednesday July 10th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman has just returned from seeing her doctor for her annual physical. Her husband asks her how things went. “Everything was fine” she replied. The following morning he notices her sifting through a cup of sugar, but thinks

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Tuesday July 9th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

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Monday July 8th 2019: Joke Of The Day

   Why did the rooster go to kfc?  Answer: to see the chicken strip.

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Friday July 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man goes to a psychiatrist “Doc you gotta help me I’m having the same recurring dreams, one night I’m a tee pee the next night wigwam” “I know your problem” says the doctor “you’re too tense”

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Thursday July 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  My wife just stopped and said “You weren’t even listening were you ??” I thought that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation

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Wednesday July 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, I passed the crazy glue to her by mistake,…  she’s still not talking to me…..

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Tuesday July 2nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Monday July 1st 2019: Joke Of The Day

A man walks down the street when suddenly he hears a tiny voice above him saying: “If you make one more step, a brick will land on your head and kill you.“ Surprised, the man stops just as a huge

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Friday June 28th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns? A: Because they were just at a wedding. Q: Don’t we beep the horn as a warning signal, Daddy? A: Exactly, son.

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