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Tuesday January 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman called the airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board on her flight the following day. “Sure,” they said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”  They further explained that the kennel

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Monday January 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  I called my friend I had not seen for quite a while and I asked him how he was doing, what was he up to. He replied that he was working on the aqua thermal treatment of ceramic, glass,

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Friday January 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A husband and wife are having twins , however the husband is out of town . So he calls the brother to please take his wife to the hospital . The wife has the babies and the nurse asked

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Thursday January 17th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later,

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Wednesday January 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly retired lady, was going on yet another cruise. While on deck she noticed a handsome, distinguished looking gentleman. She went to the Maitre-d and said ” see that gentleman – would you please seat him next to

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Tuesday January 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three

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Monday January 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two hunters, Otis and Elmer, got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness where   they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.   As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane

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Friday January 11th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable.   His wife says: “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?”   The farmer does. Two weeks later the dog is still missing.   “What did you

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Thursday January 10th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.   Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.   On one wall, there’s a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey

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Wednesday January 9th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A woman walked into work and was greeted by her boss.  They made small talk, and as he headed to his office, he said, “Have a great day.”  She thanked him and took off toward the exit.  When he

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Tuesday January 8th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Jim’s doctor tells him he only has one day to live. When Jim goes home, he shares the news with his wife. She asks him what he wants to do with the little time he has left. “All I

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Monday January 7th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A woman in labour suddenly shouted “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”   “Don’t worry”, said the doc, “those are just contractions”.

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Friday January 4th 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Out in space, two aliens are talking to each other. The first alien says, “The dominant life forms on the Earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.” The second alien asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?” The first alien says,

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Thursday January 3rd 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d want to have with dinner.

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Wednesday January 2nd 2018: Joke Of The Day

  It was a tiny mountain in a remote section of West Virginia, and its first ever divorce came to the county courthouse. Custody of the children was the problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the

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