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Friday September 21st, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

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Thursday September 20th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach… His condition is now stable.

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Wednesday September 19th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino’s holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.   “I haven’t ordered any pizza,” I said. “This must be

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Tuesday September 18th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  An older man was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, “What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?” The trainer looked him up and down

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Monday September 17th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why did the dinosaur cross the road? He didn’t, because during the Jurassic period there were no roads.

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Friday September 14th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Tony A gentlemen is just finished his first hole of golf at a super swanky golf  resort.  He says boastfully to his caddy that his doctor says he can’t play golf. The caddy sarcastically replied: “ Oh.. he has

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Thursday September 13th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact: “Mary..Mary…..”

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Wednesday September 12th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why are most people eating Snails these days?   Because they don’t like fast food.

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Tuesday September 11th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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Monday September 10th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday, a friend of his said “I thought she wanted one of those sporty SUV’S.” She did he replied “where the heck are you going to find a

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Friday September 7th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Husband: “Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask you a question?” Wife: “Is that what I do?”

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Thursday September 6th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  As a funeral procession was making its way along the hilly roads, at one point the rear door of the hearse came open and the casket on the dolley rolled out. The casket rolled down the hilly roads, through

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Wednesday September 5th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Three old guys were out walking. First one said, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one said, “No, it’s Thursday!” The third one said, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer!”

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Tuesday September 4th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?

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Monday September 3rd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I told my doctor that I wasn’t able to do all the things around the house like I use to do. Well in plain english the doctor replied here’s what’s wrong with you , your just lazy. The man

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