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Wednesday May 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Ontario Technology University, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”   The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000

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Tuesday May 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition. “I came here,” said one, “because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of exhaust fumes on

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Monday May 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Reporter say’s to the old man:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101 ? Man: For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. For low

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Friday May 17th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A little old lady at on her porch on her rocking chair one evening and her faithful cat was curled up on the rug beside her.   Suddenly there was a Poof! and a godmother fairy, complete with a wand,

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Thursday May 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man walks into a psychologist’s office and tells the doctor, “Doc, you gotta help me! I keep thinking I’m a dog”. The Psychologist tells the man, “oaky, come over here and lie down on the couch and I’ll

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Wednesday May 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  It was a sunny Saturday morning, a little before 8 a.m., I was on the first hole at the local golf club and beginning my pre-shot routine, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: “Would the gentleman

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Tuesday May 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, “You’re an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You’ll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you’d come

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Monday May 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said, “I’ll do the next one.” The next time came around and she asked

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Friday May 10th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man hears his doorbell ringing at 3 am and goes to answer. There he finds a guy standing in the pouring rain and fog. Hey buddy he asks, can you give me a push? No the man says

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Thursday May 9th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  John arrives home from work one day to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, the husband was outraged as the pair swore they were in love… to try and calm John down his best friend

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Wednesday May 8th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Why should you not date a tennis player?   Because “love” means nothing.

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Tuesday May 7th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  How does NASA organize a party?   They planet.

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Monday May 6th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Daughter: Dad I’m in love with a man who lives in Australia. Dad: How is that possible? Daughter: Well, we met on line, became friends on Facebook, chatted on Whatsapp, and he proposed on Skype. Please, Dad, say you

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Friday May 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman is celebrating her 100th Birthday at her long term care home.   A reporter, there interviewing her for the local paper asks “What’s the Best thing about being your age?”   She quips back quickly “No Peer Pressure”.

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Thursday May 2nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A pirate ship invades a small remote island and captures a prisoner. When the ship returns to sea, the captain of the pirate ship sentences the prisoner to walk the plank. In good faith, the captain gives the prisoner

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