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October 27, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a local restaurant in Barrie one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk did not have a scent, the deer did not have a buck so they

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October 26, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

“Yes, I came face to face with a lion once, and as luck would have it, I was alone and without a gun.” “What did you do?” “What could I do? First, I tried looking straight into his eyes but

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October 25, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, “And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts,

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October 24, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa … “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese

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October 20, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Lady was conducting her anti-drinking campaign outside a bar…. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes… The Lady asked him :- “Tell me…!!! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor,

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October 19, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father

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October 18, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Feeling ill an alligator goes to the vet. ” What seems to be the problem?” asks the vet. ” I just don’t have the drive I used to, Doc” the gator says. ” Used to be, I could swim underwater

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October 17, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Mom say’s to her son: Having trouble with your computer, son? Son replies: My PC says it can’t see my printer. Mom say’s: I’m not surprised. Look how messy your room is.

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October 13, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals.  The first one said, “I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.”  The second man said, “I want someone to say I

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October 12, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

The patient asks: Doctor, how much will it cost to do a facelift? Doctor: Complete treatment is $15,000. Patient: It’s too expensive!!!!  What is the cheapest way to make me look young? Doctor: Here is a PACIFIER…ONLY $5… Photo courtesy

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October 11, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a disagreement with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight. He took it outside and started smashing the

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October 10, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A Group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland .As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used.  She showed the group a

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October 6, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

And God said to John “Come forth and you will be granted eternal life.” But John came fifth and got a toaster. Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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October 5, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

Dan say’s to his buddy Frank:  How did you like the ballet? Frank replies:  I don’t understand all that toe dancing.  Why don’t they just get taller girls? Photo courtesy of clipartpanda.com

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October 4, 2017 – Jewel Joke Of The Day

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little

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