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Friday March 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Dear, would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just say what you

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Thursday March 14th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A lady is at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that she feels were too tight. “is anything wrong with them?” the clerk asks. “Yes” she replies, “They hurt my feelings.”

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Wednesday March 13th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy… … and the other is a little lighter

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Tuesday March 12th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

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Monday March 11th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Why did the rooster go to kfc?   Answer: to see the chicken strip

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Friday March 1st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A wife was curious when she found an old negative in a drawer and had it made into a print. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on

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Thursday February 28th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Paddy is busy painting the lounge when his wife walks in. She is impressed at how well he is doing but notices that he is drenched in sweat. She says “Paddy, you’re sweating so much! Why are you wearing

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Wednesday February 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer began to ask her questions about her life, why she has decided to get remarried at

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Tuesday February 26th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The Fire Dept. was called out to the local laundry the other day because of a report that a woman was stuck in a washing machine. Everything turned out to be OK, the Firefighters were able to rescue the

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Monday February 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “What’s with the pause?” The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

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Friday February 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

    A mathematician, physicist, and an economist were in a boat crash off an inhabited island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roast beef, they start debating how to open

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Thursday February 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Man: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack. I don’t have a mansion like Russell. I don’t have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want

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Wednesday February 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket.  “I’ve lost my wife somewhere,” he says.  “Do you mind if I talk to you for a moment?”  “Okay,” replies the woman.  “But how’s that going to help you find

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Tuesday February 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash. He stops her and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that your dog was really into

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Monday February 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What do you call a cow with no legs?   Ground Beef

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