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Monday November 19th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.   She seemed surprised.

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Friday November 16th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  At breakfast, the husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lotto.”   “I’d take my half and leave you” she says.   Great he says. “Here’s $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in

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Thursday November 15th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

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Wednesday November 14th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Sally asked her mother “Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?” Her mother looked over to her husband and said “No, sometimes they start with Honey I was delayed at the office

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Tuesday November 13th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A weasel wakes into a bar and sits down. The bartender looks at him and says ‘what can I get you to drink?’ “Pop’ goes the weasel.

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Monday November 12th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “No it doesn’t”

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Friday November 9th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words ‘complete’ and ‘finished’ in a way that’s so easy to understand: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but, there is an explanation.

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Thursday November 8th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger were each invited to a costume party for which they had to dress in costume as their favorite Classical Music Composer. Stallone noted, “Yo – I think I’m gonna

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Wednesday November 7th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What kind of mistakes do ghosts make??   Boo boos

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Tuesday November 6th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Why should you never marry a tennis player? Answer: Love means nothing to them.

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Monday November 5th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, but the barkeep said, “Sorry, but we don’t serve mushrooms.”  The mushroom replies, “Why, I’m a fun guy !?”  

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Friday November 2nd, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  A man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart” Is this her first child?  asks the Doctor. “No” he shouts, “ this is her husband”.

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Thursday November 1st, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  What do you call a cow with a twitch?   Beef jerky.

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Wednesday October 31st, 2018: Joke Of The Day

  Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude’s house and guy had toilets made of pure gold!” “No way!”

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Tuesday October 30th, 2018: Joke Of The Day

    The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.   “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously.   “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an

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