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Friday June 7th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband

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Thursday June 6th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The only way the parents could pull of a “Sunday Afternoon Quickie” with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on the

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Wednesday June 5th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A young monk arrives at the monastery.  He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.   He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from

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Tuesday June 4th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An eight year old girl went to the office with her father on “Take Your Kid to Work Day”. As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky.  Her father asked her what

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Monday June 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, “we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, “who names a drink ‘Steve’”?

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Friday May 31st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Boss says to his employee “Do you believe in life after death?” employee replies “Of course not it’s yet to be proven” Boss says “Well you better start believing, after you left work yesterday for your uncle’s funeral he

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Thursday May 30th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Why do we tell actors to “break A leg”? Because every play has a cast.

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Wednesday May 29th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two golfers are ready to play on the 11th tee as a funeral cortege passes by. The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes. “That was a really nice thing to do,”

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Tuesday May 28th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Michael Buble is producing a new rap album. It’s called” Bubble wrap”

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Monday May 27th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet? A beer in each hand.

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Friday May 24th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man is reading a book on Marriage says and comes across this,  “treat your Wife, like you treated her on your First Date.   So after Dinner tonight, I am dropping her off at her Parents House.

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Thursday May 23rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A lady approaches her neighbor across the street and tells him “when you make love you should close the curtains”. last night the whole street was standing and watching you guys. The neighbor replies… what are you talking about???

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Wednesday May 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Ontario Technology University, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”   The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000

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Tuesday May 21st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition. “I came here,” said one, “because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of exhaust fumes on

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Monday May 20th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Reporter say’s to the old man:  Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101 ? Man: For better digestion, I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine. For low

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