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Friday May 3rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman is celebrating her 100th Birthday at her long term care home.   A reporter, there interviewing her for the local paper asks “What’s the Best thing about being your age?”   She quips back quickly “No Peer Pressure”.

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Thursday May 2nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A pirate ship invades a small remote island and captures a prisoner. When the ship returns to sea, the captain of the pirate ship sentences the prisoner to walk the plank. In good faith, the captain gives the prisoner

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Wednesday May 1st 2019: Joke Of The Day

  An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘ Last night we went out to a new

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Tuesday April 30th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Charlie goes to the doctor and asks the doctor he can prescribe him some Viagra. The doctor says to Charlie, “No Charlie, I can’t prescribe you Viagra. You’re 90 years old, it’s dangerous”. Charlie is adamant and begs the

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Monday April 29th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  One day, there were these two thoroughbred race horses are standing around chatting in the paddock area.   One says to the other, “this horse racing business is ridiculous. We run hard all day and for what? The trainer

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Friday April 26th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!’ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?” The young man answers, “No, I couldn’t

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Thursday April 25th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A newlywed couple is getting ready for bed when an argument arises over who should get up first to make the coffee. After a few minutes, the wife says, “You know, it’s in the Bible that the man should

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Wednesday April 24th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it clean.  Lo and behold a Genie appeared.  The amazed woman asked if he would grant her three wishes.

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Tuesday April 23rd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on a trans-continental train, though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a sleeping

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Monday April 22nd 2019: Joke Of The Day

  One day, there were these two thoroughbred race horses are standing around chatting in the paddock area.   One says to the other, “this horse racing business is ridiculous. We run hard all day and for what? The trainer

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Friday April 19th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A grandmother is telling her granddaughter  about her childhood. “Yes” She says,” back in the day we use to skate every winter on a frozen pond. We picked raspberries in the summer and we even had our own pony.” “Wow

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Thursday April 18th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  What did one hat say to the other hat?   You stay here and I go on a head

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Wednesday April 17th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  Dan:  How did you like the ballet? Frank:  I don’t understand all that toe dancing.  Why don’t they just get taller girls?

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Tuesday April 16th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. There were 10 men and one woman. The rope was starting to fray so they agreed that one person should let go because if they

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Monday April 15th 2019: Joke Of The Day

  A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck, so they put the meal

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